There was once a man by the name of Fred. He was a Farmer on the inlands of the cape in South Africa. Fred had 3 sons who were Jack, LenZ and Putty.As Fred grew older he decided to give the farm to one of his 3 sons. There was a dillema however as he didnt have a clue as to which son he was going to choose. For hours on end he would think of a way in which he could choose one son, which brought about his idea.
The next day he gathered his sons around the table and told them that he was getting old, too old to run the farm. He then added that he was going to have a contest to decide the son that inherets the farm. He thereafter went into the barn and fetched a duck that was in good condition. He gave each son 1 and said, "The one who brings me the most for the duck wins."
With that being said,Jack imediatly left and returned in 2 hours with an amount of 10 rands.
After Jack had returned, LenZ left whilst thinking to himself,"I could easily beat 10 rands"
Returning the next day, LenZ brought in an amount of 20 rands. Fred was very proud of LenZ and commended him upon his good work.
After seeing that LenZ had brought in an amount of 20 rands, Putty the youngest son packed his bags before he left. Fred came up to Putty and asked why he had packed so much, with Putty Replying, "Im going to the city dad and when i come back im gonna own my own farm!"
Impressed with his son,he waved Putty of as he took a stroll away from the farm.
Ariving in Cape town, the "mother city", Putty walked past the shops with a chicken at hand wondering who would be eligible to buy it for more than 20 rands. He then stopped in amazement as he saw for the very 1st time a XXX shop. Being the youngest and most curious he decided to go inside. At the Reception the was a young attractive female with blue eyes. Since Putty didnt have any money he decided to pay with the Duck. He was then escourted by the lady to room 6 which is were he had the best sex in his life.
After the steaming sex he had no Duck. Seeing that the lady enjoyed the sex so much he handed her the duck and then said,"Hey,thats a nice Duck u got there,Ill fuck u for it"
After the lady agreed, she put down the duck and Fucked him again, this time more wilder than the 1st!
After putting their clothes back on, the lady went to fetch the duck but found that the duck was MISSING!
They looked everywere for it, in every room, and then they went out onto the roadside. There was a man on the side of the road on his knees and crying. Putty asked him why he was crying and he said that he had never harmed an animal before and today he killed a duck by driving over it.
Putty then thought to himself, "I could report this and get the man in deep shit, or I could force him into paying me not to tell!"
After choosing the 2nd option by telling the man that that was his duck, the man agreed that reporting it would mean he would also have his licence suspended,So he paid Putty a sum of 30 rands.
It is 4 days later and Putty Has just returned home.
His father asks him very proudly, "So son, what did u get for your Duck?"
and of course very proudly Putty said,"I got a fuck for a duck,a duck for a fuck,and 30 rands for a fucked up duck!"